Glass Half Empty Guy
I thought that I was set so clever so well
that my luck would last forever bushy-tailed, wide-eyed
a purveyor of formulae well tested and well tried
I'd draw the ladies right towards me damp turd attracts flies
what's the point in education when you're thick as two short trees
what of romance and adventure, something to believe?
what a load of existential, splintered images I see
from the bottom of a glass half empty, I'm a glass-half empty guy
thought that I could be a winner the way I set off strong
brush the wings of glory at least tickle them before long
trying to look with it when I feel like total shit
I giggle and wriggle in my shoes like I'm loving it
shall I bluff my way to 45K respect my soul another day
be a glass-half empty guy?glass half empty guy
recreate the self, put the old one on the shelf
if it's love that recreates, the new self can't be late
how do you say"I'll be loveable today and unapproachable tomorow darling" in a likeable way?
glass half empty, I'm a glass-half empty guy