Aquatic Accidents
most aquatic accidents:
deaths of captains, millionaires,
inebriated business tycoons
on boating weekends
off floating,
with their luxury female friends
relaxing from the rigours of the swindling of aged citizens
from substance abuse or helicopter misuse, I don't know
....occur in the high sea...
either due to:
high wind, causing shipwrecks
or low
in the particular case of the sailing boat
which, when coming to prolonged standstill,
leaves its occupants
to die!
from one or more of the following death causes:
cold, hunger, fright
or lack of interesting reading material
aquatic accidents rarely occur
when the boat, ship, or whichever maritime vessel you prefer,
including inflatable dinghies, pedalos, private or public aircraft carriers and Wellington boots
remain firmly anchored at shore...don't get swept away
don't get swept away